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The funniest tweets by Made up Tweets at London Fashion Week #alwaysfunny.

“Ponchos big at Burberry. Think a Sloane who’s just been to Mexico on her gap yah. Pigs in blankets. Sex and rugs and rock’n’roll!!!!”

“Kate Moss, Cara Delevingne & Lily Donaldson frow at Burberry, joined by photographer Mario Testicle, so named because he looks like one “

“OMG, just thought I saw Kanye West but it was just a depressed waxwork with the mumps”

“Peter Pilotto next up. Am so hungry, keep hallucinating that his name’s Pizza Risotto”

“First show of day is Antonio Berardi. Or Tony Berry, as he was called before changing his name to something totes Italian and chic”

“Psychedelic colourways at Roksanda Ilincic. Plums, oranges, limes, pink ladies… Oops sorry, that’s my Whole Foods fruit shopping list”

“I’ve been so busy today, I haven’t eaten! Unless lipstick, Marlboros, skinny chai lattes and chewing on my split ends count as food?”

“Next up is Mary Katrantzou, the Greek designer named after the sound of a priest sneezing. Wonder what her names worth at Scrabble?”

“OMFG, was soooooo jetlagged from #NYFW that I slept through two days of #LFW. Totes disarst! But now on frow for TopShop Unique. Maje phew!

“Overheard some haterz at TopShop Unique calling it SweatShop unique. So unfair! Fashion types never perspire”

“#Oscars red carpet! Skinny actresses wearing long designer gowns look so diverse!! “