They said whaat ? #AmyonFire.
“As soon as I could make expressions, I was trying to make my parents laugh.” Amy Schumer is on fire ( see pics below) on the cover of the latest Vanity Fair.
“My sister and brother liked to play characters that already existed, like Snow White, but I liked to make up my own characters, and I’d walk around as that character in the house, and people would address me as her. Madame Lavitchky was a big one. She was a fortune-teller. I would wrap my head and turn a glass vase upside down and I’d give readings to everyone, very dramatic. Like ‘Your husband’s going to die at war.’ Crazy shit.” Amy Schumer to Vanity Fair
“I love all the things that I’m doing but that all my time is accounted for? I’m not Joan Rivers, where I’m like, ‘A full calendar is happiness.” Amy Schumer to Vanity Fair
“I meddle in their lives and they meddle back. It’s an equal meddling dynamic. I tell my kids, ‘It’s my job to embarrass you occasionally – just live with it.” Susan Sarandon
“Well, I’ve never loved my butt. It’s sort of a thing. I had a bubble butt and was teased. Now people are paying money to get things injected”. Jennifer Aniston to PEOPLE about being on the cover of the World’s Most Beautiful Issue.
“I’m purple, wet, and sweaty when I get off the bike. I can’t even do my makeup for the next hour because it’s like pointless with my tomato face” Christie Brinkley on exercising.
“I know a lot of people have been threatening to do this, but I really will. I know a lovely place in Vancouver and I can get my work done from there”. Lena Dunham wants to move to Canada if Donald Trump wins the U.S. presidential election.
“She’s a b-actor and has no mojo. I heard Whoopi Goldberg said that too. That would be a great, great thing for our country.” Donald freakin Trump replies to Lena Dunham.
“Nobody controls me. I travel with my husband when I can, when I know that I can go, and I know that my son is okay alone for a few days with the help.” Melania Trump on her marriage to Donald and her son being ok ALONE with the HELP.
