Derek Zoolander attempts to answer Vogue’s 73 questions ….

Derek Zoolander shows off his ridiculously good-looking apartment while attempting to answer 73 questions.
Here are some of the most hilarious answers but check out the video for more.

What do you think about Brooklyn? “I really hope they find a cure.”

Does you take the subway? “Hardly ever. Sandwiches are a gateway to cake.”

What’s the best thing about living New York? “It’s the diversity : there are good looking people and also really attractive people”.

Your spirit animal? “I don’t believe in using animals for their spirits — only for their fur.”

Are you on Instagram? “Do I look like I’m on Instagram? I’ve always tested clean.”

Do you have pets?  “A schnoodle named Karl Dogerfeld and a cockapoo named Bark Jacobs.”

Who would you most like to have lunch with, living or dead? “Living, definitely.”

How would you describe your relationship with model rival Hansel? “Probably with words.”

Your  favorite cocktail? “The one with Tom Cruise, the live-action one.”

What’s your favourite movie of all time? “The one with the dinosaurs. Best Exotic Marigold Hotel. That was really scary.”

How about a movie that made you cry? “12 Years A Slave. Brad Pitt’s highlights were just so perfect”.

What’s your favourite colour? “I don’t see race, but probably Chinese”.

Where would you spend retirement? “Models don’t retire. They get turned into glue. It’s better that way”.