They said what? Best quotes from the #Oscars 2015.

“I’ve heard it said that winning an Oscar means you live five years longer. If that’s true I want to thank the academy because my husband is younger than me” Julianne Moore.

“Benedict Cumberbatch is not only the best name in show business, it’s also the response you get when you ask John Travolta to pronounce Ben Affleck”. Neil Patrick Harris.

“Fear is the condom of life. It doesn’t allow you to enjoy things”. Alejandro González Iñárritu.

“He’s the real deal, pants-down! Hands-down. Did I say pants? I meant pants.” Harris, introducing Magic Mike, er, Channing Tatum .

“I’m fully aware that I am a lucky, lucky man. This Oscar belongs to all of those people around the world battling ALS. It belongs to one exceptional family, and I will be its custodian and I promise you that I will polish him, and wait on him hand and foot”  Eddie Redmayne.

“The subject of Citizenfour, Edward Snowden, could not be here for some treason”. Neil Patrick Harris on Edward Snowden

“Tonight, I am wearing the real Michael Keaton tighty-whities. They are tight, smell like balls, but it worked. I’m here” Alejandro González Iñárritu.

“To every woman who gave birth, to every taxpayer and every citizen of this nation, we have fought for everyone else’s equal right. It’s our time to have wage equality once and for all,” Patricia Arquette.

“This next presenter is so lovely you could eat her up with a spoon” Neil Patrick Harris introducing Reese Witherspoon.

“We’re more than just our dresses. It’s hard being a woman in Hollywood, or any industry,” Reese Witherspoon on red carpet sexism hashtag #AskHerMore.

“You can’t party in this dress. Not even me!” Jennifer Lopez on her Oscars gown.