They said what?!

“It’s amazing how she can use her body and convey sensuality or strength. Gisele’s an aspirational image of a woman who’s perhaps almost impossible to be. You aspire to her, that’s the idea. Gisele herself from my experience is extremely down to earth, very funny, very forthright, very intelligent and a very forward moving, powerful woman.” Baz Luhrmann talking about Giselle  in the new CHANEL’s No.5 ads…Watch it here…love the sound track and the 5 on the back of Giselle’s wetsuit.

“I would have been a disaster. If I was 19 and I had the attention that I’m getting now, I would have just said stupid things. I would have partied more. All these expensive dinners and people giving me champagne? All these stupid things that we criticize 19-year-olds for doing when they’re famous, I would have done.” Jessica Chastain on the cover of Glamour and on the cover of Interview and Harpers Bazaar UK.

“If I wasn’t here I’d like to be doing some sort of stand up comedy, so I think that this is my way of doing that. I am the joke. Look at me! I’m a walking joke.” Miley Cyrus (More stupid things she says here).

“I would just hope that, even at this very early stage in marriage, I am wise enough to know that it’s up to my husband to choose which cause he wants to support or not,” Amal Clooney when asked whether she would encourage her husband to become more vocal on the legal case she now handles (asking British Museum to return the Elgin Marbles statues to Greece).

“No one has ever said anything bad about me before, so I’m shocked and devastated. I’ll try to recover. But if I’m really honest, I’m so psyched that she sees us as competition. I really am.”” Gwyneth Paltrow, joking about the criticism she received from Martha Stewart saying she should stick to movies…

“To be perfect ( is the biggest cliche). I think the French realized a long time ago that you can’t be perfect, and the search for perfection is hopeless. [Laughs.] And it applies to life and to men, so not looking for Prince Charming anymore but being happy with life, trying to enjoy what you have, instead of expecting impossible standards.” Caroline de Maigret  ( see her book ‘ How to be Parisienne” on The FiFi Report)

“My workout motto is really simple: No pain, no cake!” Sofia Vergara

“I try to carve out time for a solo ride in every country I travel to . . But, in the traffic of L.A. with a helmet on, I’m just another asshole on the road.”  Brad Pitt to Details magazine

“I am so clean, you could eat off of me. I think women appreciate that.” Robert Downey Jr