Quotes of the week: Hilarious tweets from #LFW @madeuptweet

London Fashion Week #LFW brings us the most hilarious tweets from an anonymous fashionista calling herself  ‘Made-Up Tweet’ @madeuptweet

Bio@madeuptweet
Likes: shoes, clothes, free things, gorgeous things, gadding about like a giddy goat.
Dislikes: ugliness, civilians, plebs, proper jobs, carbs.

“ Showtime! I’m thinking legs, I’m thinking arms, I’m thinking bodies, I’m thinking heads & faces, I’m definitely thinking vital organs ”

” Everyone talking about Oscar Pistorius and Culpable Homicide on the FROW. Sound like hot new labels. Must investigate ”

” What was your favourite look from Day 1 of #LFW14? Mine was the filthy one I gave a fat chavvy civilian out of my cab window”

“Celebs out in force for Tom Ford show! Same ones who are at every other show, but still totes exciting!!!!”

“I’m seeing luxe patchwork, embellishment, indigo, pearls, candy colours, fringing, midi shapes, can’t stop saying words, spoon, llama,”

“Running late for Issa. Don’t want to diss her, so would be a pissa if I miss her. Airkissa! ”

“On the totes starry Erdem FROW: Laura Carmichael (think she plays the dog in Downton) and Livia Firth (eco-bore and Mrs Darcy) ”

“OMG just heard some pleb say she’s so excited ABOUT Mulberry, not excited FOR Mulberry. Maje wrongness! Totes cringe!! ”

“Shoes by Marni, undies from Barney’s, biceps by Arnie #todayimwearing”

“10in heels at Tom Ford! He really understands working women!!! ”

“Amaze show by Faustine Steinmetz! She’s also got a high-scoring name at Scrabble. #Bonus ”

“Bring on Day 4 of #LFW! I won’t let being driven about in a @MercedesBenz, looking at frocks & getting freebies beat me! #fierce #brave #grr”

” Last day of #LFW! Maje woe and totes sobs! Soooo going to miss my gorge unpaid intern Wossername and my amaze @MercedesBenz driver Thingy!”

Check out all the fabulous Burberry backstage pics at Vogue.com