They said what?! Emmy’s best quotes #bestdressed

“I am honoured to introduce the first award of the evening: Best Onscreen Orgasm in a Civil War Re-enactment.” Amy Poehler introducing the Best Supporting Actor in a Comedy award

“I’ve been a mom and a grandmother and now a great-grandmother. I’m just crossing my fingers that this season I’ll be incontinent.”  Allison Janney, accepting her award for supporting actress in a comedy for Mom.

“I bleached it last week. I always have a bad haircut with (character) Hannah. She cuts her own bangs like Angelina Jolie in Girl, Interrupted. “Lena Dunham, creator and star of Girls, on her new blond ‘do.

“I wasn’t stoned. I had pot for later in my purse. I don’t drink. I like to have a puff later as a treat.” Sarah Silverman on her red carpet pre-show appearance, where she revealed a marijuana pipe to be in her purse.

“I would like this show to last so long that Luke goes bald.” Modern Family man Ty Burrell said of his second Emmy win.

“He’s really hot. That’s why I didn’t bring him. He was too hot, too tall. He takes up a lot of space, and I’m like, ‘Listen Joe please don’t come.’ Too handsome, too sexy.” Sofia Vergara on why she didn’t bring Joe Manganiello to the Emmys.

“There’s one common truth that binds us all together. None of us will ever make as much money as Kim Kardashian did for her iPhone game.” Jimmy Fallon.

“Boobs…They’re the lowest they’ve ever been and the highest they’re ever going to be.” —Sarah Silverman on her killer cleavage.

“Oh wow, I feel like I’m going to throw up.”  Breaking Bad’s Aaron Paul on winning Best Supporting Actor in a Drama Series

“What a wonderful time for women on television.” The Good Wife’s Julianna Margulies on winning Lead Actress in a Drama Series.