They said what?! Quotes of the week #funny

“Literally, I said, ‘That makes me want to vomit in my mouth.’ That’s like saying I am having sex with my sister. Are you crazy? I wouldn’t even ménage with her!” Cameron Diaz on rumors that she and Drew Barrymore have hooked up: to US Harpersbazaar.com

“I know there are a lot of things you lose when you get older but there’s so much you gain. Why would I want to stay 22 when I can be 62? I think 62 is going to be a lot better than 22. I don’t want any of it back. I just want to move forward.” Cameron Diaz on not being 62 yet.

“I’m a famous beauty who refuses to eat on the floor and my maids pamper my every need. I am Choupette Lagerfeld and I am a spoiled pussy” the Twitter handle for @ChoupettesDiary and Karl Lagerfeld’s cat Choupette

“She is like a kept woman. She has a strong personality. She has lunch and dinner with me on the table, with her own food. She even knows how to use an iPad.” Karl Lagerfeld, on his cat Choupette, who inspired Lagerfeld’s upcoming holiday collection, Shupette by Karl Lagerfeld for Shu Uemura.

“It would be nice if cosmetics could alter our genes and turn back time. But L’Oreal couldn’t support these claims.” Jessica Rich from US Bureau of Consumer Protection ( L’Oréal made false and unsubstantiated claims that its Génifique and Youth Code products provided antiaging benefits by targeting users’ genes

“I quite like the idea of being like a really shiny pop star … with the Katy Perry twizzly t–ts.” Keira Knightley, when asked if she would ever considering making her own album

“We’re going to acknowledge the passage of time that’s happened between the first one and the second one, and that can be rough on a model, but it’s Derek Zoolander, who’s really, really ridiculously good looking.” Justin Theroux on the sequel to Zoolander to WWD

“It is amazing. He’s just so beautiful and handsome to me, and I love that his eyeballs are so beautifully captured because those eyes just knock me out every day,” Jennifer Aniston on her fiancé Justin Theroux cover for Details magazine.