They said what? The best celebrity quotes of the week #shutup!

“The red carpet feels like a war zone, except you cannot fly or fight; you just have to stand there and take it.” Lupita Nyong’o, on surviving awards season to US Vogue.

“For a split second I looked behind me to see who they were flashing at — and it was me! That was, I think, the beginning of the end of my anonymity.” Lupita Nyong’o on being photographed by paparazzi for the first time.

“Doesn’t everyone? I hope everyone does. Probably Gisele doesn’t, but I definitely did.”  Emily Blunt on ballooning out and getting cankles during her pregnancy to Harpersbazaar.co.uk”

“He’ll be head to head. Not head to vag. Unless he wants to risk his life and see.” Mila Kunis, on her birthing plan with fiancé Ashton Kutcher to Marie Claire

“I mentally cut their heads off.” Kate Hudson, on how she deals with the constant swarm of photographers to InStyle

“I feel like I’m at my funeral. Decade of Hotness. . . It should really be Decade of Hot Mess. ” Sandra Bullock, on winning the Decade of Hotness..read more in Vanity Fair.

“It’s hard work being a slacker, really hard work being good at it.” Kato Kaelin.

“Dear reader, to misquote Oscar Wilde, can I say that to oversleep once for a Vogue interview may be regarded as a misfortune, but to oversleep twice looks like carelessness?” Vogue US Writer Plum Sykes on model Cara Delevingne

“I fall asleep everywhere! Someone recently asked if they could publish a book of pictures of me sleeping, because there are so many.” Cara Delevingne

“Every shoot I’ve done with her, she’s fallen asleep … She slept for seven hours on one Mulberry shoot.” photographer Tim Walker who shot her Mulberry campaigns.