They said whaaat?! Amy Schumer #Instyle.

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“In terms of decompressing, I also want to get into pajamas as often as possible, usually sweatpants and rarely a bra at any point, to watch TV. Then I think a beautiful thing is having wine. And some pot.”

“Half of my friends from home are nurses, and they’re like, “No one has ever come into the hospital with an overdose on pot.” It’s everything else that kills people by accident”.

“In the past couple years there have been times when I haven’t drunk for months. What I find is I look so much better, feel amazing … and am so bored. Life isn’t that fun”.

“The worst shoes I’ve ever worn were open-toe. I was told by someone, “Don’t show your toes onstage. It’s disrespectful.”

“What’s good about not being a model is that it’s not the thing I trade on. Once I start looking older, that won’t affect me. I have never gotten anything done because I’m, like, so gorgeous”.

“I’m not against it.( Botox). I’m pretty sure I’ll never get any sort of surgery, but no proclamations. Also, I cannot imagine a moment when I will need filler for my face, as if it needs to be filled. Can we unfill this? Let’s get an emptier.”

“I hate seeing female comics be mean about women. Gloria Steinem gave me the biggest compliment about Trainwreck. She said, “It was the first time I went to see a movie that had sex in it and I wasn’t worried I was going to be offended.”

“And I’m so used to seeing male comics talk about women in a way I feel is unfair. We’re not all gold-digging whores who just want to buy shoes”.

“My parents made me think I was a genius supermodel, and it was kind of too late when I found out that they had been lying.”

See the video here at Instyle.

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