They said what?! Celebrity quotes.

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“I do think that England and America are so closely affiliated that it’s not terribly surprising there’s this parallel phenomenon occurring between our two countries,” Claire Danes says on Brexit and Trump to

“I started at 20 years old in this ridiculously invasive world [the music business] in which everyone covered me in makeup and then threw me under tons of lights, so I’d sweat for two or three hours….It took me so long to finally say, ‘Whoa!’ Who am I under there? .” Alicia Keys on not wearing makeup any more to Allure

“I wake up every morning and it’s like when you break up with somebody who has really broken your heart. You wake up and for a second you’re just you, and then you go, “Oh, the person I love more than anything has just broken my heart, and I’m devastated and I’m broken and I have nothing. I’m lost.” That’s how I feel every morning. I wake up and I go, “Wait a second. Donald Trump is the president. It’s not a bad dream. It really happened.” It’s like being dumped by a lover and also being stuck in a nightmare.” Madonna to Harpers Bazaar

On that note: We need a laugh. We need Betty White. She has just celebrated her 95th birthday, here her best quotes.

“Vodka is kind of a hobby.”

“Get at least eight hours of beauty sleep a night; nine if you’re ugly.”

“I didn’t know what Facebook was and now that I do know what it is, it sounds like a huge waste of time … at my age if  I want to connect with old friends, I need a Ouija board … In my day, seeing pictures of people’s vacations was considered a punishment.”

“My answer to anything under the sun, like, ‘What have you not done in the business that you’ve always wanted to do?’ is: ‘Robert Redford.’ ”

“I’ve always liked older men. They’re just more attractive to me. Of course, at my age there aren’t that many left!”

“I’m a health nut. My favorite food is hot dogs with French fries. And my exercise: I have a two-story house and a very bad memory, so I’m up and down those stairs.”

“I love children, the only problem with children: they grow up to be people, and I just like animals better than people. It’s that simple.”

“[Men are] a hobby of mine. They might not know it, though.”

“I married my first husband because we wanted to sleep together. It lasted six months and we were in bed for six months.”

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