FiFi’s Night before Christmas : #TimetoGive.

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T’was the night before Christmas, when all through the town,
FiFi was out shopping in a gorgeous Gucci gown!
The wallet was Hermes, the Amex was there,
She knew it was time to go shopping for charities and it was time to care…

The shops were all bursting, full of such fabulous things,
And all FiFi could think about was lots of Bling Bling!
but she logged onto Fred Hollows  to find to her delight
An amazing gift of just $50 to light up a young child’s sight. #bless

She nicked into Unicef  and piled up into her cart,
The most lovely set of blankets $46 to warm up the heart,
But it was in Care Australia when she saw the most incredible must-have-buy,
Clean water for a family that will simply save lives $60. #pleasegive.

She shopped till she dropped and filled up the Boxster,
Then headed to the Batcave and it was time for a vodka!

She wrapped up her presents then decorated the tree,
And covered it with four divine red Christmas baubles , sooo FiFi  (savethechildren).
She hummed to Do they Know it’s Christmas: still a wonderful C.D!
While she put up some chic simple Christmas cards, Yes, from Amnesty !

It was getting late so she threw down a drink,
And went off to sleep without even a blink,
But suddenly The Batcave was all a clatter,
So she sprang from her Eames chair to see what was the matter,
She looked at the window and who did she see?
All her Christmas’ had come at once, it was George Clooney!

He was dressed in Gucci and snazzy Yves Saint Laurent,
And under his arm an animal gift card from world V-is-ion* $25
His eyes how they twinkled, his grin how cheeky!
And when he pulled out her present, suddenly FiFi wasn’t sleepy!

She ripped it open, she was shouting with glee,
It’s sooo exciting there’s something for me!
Ahh! Another black Amex: It must be a dream,
She can now go non-stop shopping for others in 2017!

So FiFi jumped up and kissed George (mmm what a sight!)
And as she ran off to go shopping, sooo thrilled with delight
She yelled Happy Christmas to all.
And to all a Goodnight!

Merry Christmas and a safe and happy and healthy 2017.
FiFi xxx

*pronounced in French to rhyme with Laurent .

26 Comments

  1. Fiona Hill

    December 21, 2016 at 12:49 pm

    You are TOOO funny!LOVE this so much, FiFi. I want to be you!

    • FiFi

      December 21, 2016 at 9:05 pm

      Thank you Fiona ! So thrilled you loved it ! What can I say : George Clooney is a gift that keeps on giving!x

  2. Andrea Ball

    December 21, 2016 at 1:02 pm

    Brilliant FiFi!

    • FiFi

      December 21, 2016 at 9:05 pm

      Thanks so much andrea ! Have a lovely Christmas and new year x

  3. Georgie Cameron

    December 21, 2016 at 1:04 pm

    LOVE it!! The annual Fifi’s night before Christmas is definitely a festive highlight 🙂 love porge xx

    • FiFi

      December 21, 2016 at 9:06 pm

      Thanks Georgie ! It’s a fifi tradition to make up some silly carol !

  4. Susan Lowe

    December 21, 2016 at 1:27 pm

    Happy Christmas to you, love your column
    Regards Susan

    • FiFi

      December 21, 2016 at 9:07 pm

      Thanks so much Susan ! Hope you have a wonderful Christmas! X

  5. Louise Dillon

    December 21, 2016 at 2:10 pm

    Gorgeous message, Fifi, not what I expected. Best wishes to you.

    • FiFi

      December 21, 2016 at 9:08 pm

      Thank Louise ! It’s always good to give back ! Merry Christmas!

  6. Denise

    December 21, 2016 at 3:22 pm

    Nicely done Fifi. 🙂

    • FiFi

      December 21, 2016 at 9:09 pm

      Thanks Denise ! It’s always good to think of the spirit of Christmas and give back !

  7. Jo

    December 21, 2016 at 4:04 pm

    Merry Christmas to you too, FiFi.
    Thanks for the style inspiration, recipes and laughs. Looking forward to more, more and more in 2017!

    • FiFi

      December 21, 2016 at 9:10 pm

      Thanks Jo ! Thrilled you have loved the shopping and the laughs , merry Christmas to you too x

  8. Emily Loxton

    December 21, 2016 at 4:22 pm

    So funny and gorgeous FiFi – the cleverness of you 💫
    Merry Christmas and a fabulously fashionable new year🍾💫🍾

    • FiFi

      December 21, 2016 at 9:13 pm

      Thanks Emily ! So happy to get such lovely feedback from everyone on my carol ! Always good to help charities and those who are not as lucky as us ! Xx

  9. marisa

    December 22, 2016 at 9:27 am

    Beautiful message FiFi and so fab of George to return to the FiFi Report just in time for Christmas 😘 xx Marisa

    • FiFi

      December 22, 2016 at 10:53 am

      Thanks Marisa ! Yes George just popped back in time ! merry christmas to you too x

  10. Sophie

    December 22, 2016 at 10:43 am

    Happiest of happy Christmases to you Fifi!!!! Thank you for the fun and inspiration!
    xoxoxo

    • FiFi

      December 22, 2016 at 10:52 am

      Thanks so much sophie ! Happy Christmas to you too ! xx

  11. Linda

    December 22, 2016 at 1:34 pm

    Merry Christmas Fifi, thanks for the giggles & yes I’ve donated.
    The first gift I buy each year is for someone less fortunate.
    If we all give a little…

    • FiFi

      December 22, 2016 at 2:22 pm

      Thanks Linda ! Merry Christmas to you too and yes it’s always best to give back ( we have so much stuff we don’t need !)( but need a Gucci bag!) x

  12. Justine

    December 23, 2016 at 8:04 am

    Thank you FiFi for the witty Christmas giggle and all of your sagely fashion wisdom over the year. Looking forward to more fabulous FiFi wisdom in 2017. Merry Christmas!

    • FiFi

      December 23, 2016 at 10:44 pm

      Thanks Justine ! So kind of you to say & i’m too happy to be the fashion sage!
      Have a lovely Christmas x

  13. Stephanie

    December 27, 2016 at 11:05 am

    Thanks Fifi for a great laugh and great reminder of reaching out to others. Love your column and great styling tips. Merry Christmas and looking forward to another great year of style and humour from you, bless. Xx

    • FiFi

      December 27, 2016 at 11:58 am

      Thanks so much Stephanie ! Thrilled to know you love it ! Merry Christmas and here’s to a fabulous 2017 x