Overheard at Fashion week Australia…

All the most hilarious quotes from a little bit of eavesdropping at the MBFashion week Australia 2014.

“It’s very 80s, like what people wear in those old movies.” Second row attendee at a show:

“The designers are in the bar getting drunk because no one’s here.” Unnamed guest at unnamed show:

“I’m so hungry, all I’ve had time to eat today is a few leaves of kale.”  Guest at show:

“I just saw up Kerri-Anne Kennerley’s skirt.” Front row attendee at Alex Perry, about the mirrored runway floor:

That’s like, some total Beyonce s**t right there.” Attendee at Aurelio Costarella on the first look.

“Don’t worry, nothing is going to happen if I’m not there.” Miro ( seating director at Australian Fashion Week)

“You look so fashion.” At the Star Bar.

“I can’t do gluten, so I just ate the filling. It was worth it.” Front row at the Ellery show about the panini.

“It’s a sea of black.” Showgoers pointing to the Vogue team.

“I didn’t even realise he was still relevant” Looking at a front row celebrity attendee

“Can you swap seats please? Your man bun is in the way of my camera.” Photographer to a show attendee:

“What are you wearing?” “Clothes.” A show attendee, being interviewed:

Read more eavesdropping at Vogue Australia
Picture of Toni Maticevski from mbfashionweek.com/australia