Quote de la quote : #consciouslyuncouple

When Gwyneth and Chris announced that they were  “consciously uncoupling,” there was some outrageous twitter/internet snickering #consciouslyuncouple #toteshilarious.

“Kim and Kanye are the greatest example of conscious coupling. We wish them all the best.” @laurabrown99 from US Harpers Bazaar ( when asked for comment whether it was considering Kardashian for the magazine’s cover).

“Just unconsciously uncoupled. I do everything wrong.” @laurabrown99 Laura Brown from Harper’s Bazaar US

“If you can consciously uncouple – can you Unconsciously couple?” Alex Dollin @ADollin

“I consciously uncouple my ears from my brain every time I hear a Coldplay song”. @Vikingem

“Do Apple and Moses get to consciously uncouple themselves from their names?”  @tahomaChronicle

“I have decided to #consciouslyuncouple from @GwynethPaltrow movies.” @LeftistSamurai

“Divorce is sad, but “consciously uncouple” is what I do with my boobs after a hot day”. #SheSaid #GwynethPaltrowandChrisMartin.”

“It’s from Hamlet, right? Consciously uncouple from this mortal coil–or, make his conscious uncoupling with a bare bodkin, or something?” Elizabeth Norton.

“Just tried to unconsciously couple with the missus. Having none of it.”  @mrjamieeast

“BREAKING: Tomorrow morning, I’m going to unconsciously uncouple myself from my bed”.  Tits McGee @Scientits

“I’m going to consciously uncouple from my laptop now. I kindly ask for privacy while I sleep”. @PerezHilton

“I’d like to consciously uncouple with having ever read the phrase consciously uncouple” @ink_bot

Pictures of GP by Terry Richardson from Harpers Bazaar US